You Can Buy J.D. Salinger's Toilet



Seven Creative Uses for Poop

Ever Wonder How They Take a Shit in Space? 

Toilet Paper Rolls Made Beautiful

An artist transforms used toilet paper rolls. Amazing.

Flaming Poop Plot Lands UNC Student In Deep Doo-Doo

An actual headline right up our alley. This guy is bound to land in the pages of Shiterature some time in his life. Andrew, too bad you got caught - better luck next time!

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/22514946/detail.html

The Year in Pee and Poop

A truly special year end review.

http://www.treehugger.com/galleries/2009/12/the-year-in-pee-and-poop.php 

A New Poop-centric Radio Show Debuts

Digestive care expert, Brenda Watson, debuts her new radio show, Brenda's Poop Scoop, on the Voice America Talk Radio Network, January 13, 2010.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/34743908

Charmin Raises Money For Charity Using Celebrity Decorated Toilet Seats

Who knew people could do their part in helping others by taking a shit?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/05/charmin-raises-50000-for_n_411913.html

Eminem’s Career is in the Toilet

Eminem releases a new album on December 21 called Relapse Refill.  One of the tracks, “Elevator”, recounts how Shady uses gold toilet paper.  Personally, we feel this is a step up from his former musings that included a delightful little diddy about putting the mother of his children in a trunk before dumping her body in a nearby lake.

www.mtv.com

I-Potty Therefore….

What not to do on a plane: drop your iPod in the toilet.  A man accidentally dropped his iPod in the airplane’s toilet.  Before he realized it was missing he saw flight attendants scrambling to identify the “device” while alerting TSA.  The captain announced that the flight would be diverted for a full security check.  Just leave your tunes at your seat this holiday season and save us all the delay, and you the embarrassment.

http://www.geeknewscentral.com/2006/08/28/dont-drop-your-ipod-in-the-toilet-at-35000-feet/

You Literally Need a Shovel

The Central Florida Zoo and Botanical Garden took a new approach to advertising this past November.  Check out the link below to get the real low down on animal excrement and disposal.  We recommend that you don’t snack while you watch.  My butternut squash soup was suddenly not so tasty when it was accompanied by visuals of an elephant taking a massive dump I imagined was a similar consistency. 

http://gawker.com/5409560/the-truth-about-zoos-poop-and-pee?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+gawker%2Ffull+%28Gawker%29

Beautiful Poo

Scientists have identified colorful deposits inside the world’s lava tubes as microbe poop.  Yes, even microbes take a dump.  The deposits were previously believed to be mineral in origin, but despite the crappy discovery scientists still assert the poop is “beautiful.” 

http://kidsblogs.nationalgeographic.com/kidsnews/